Keeping it on the simple side because I don't want to hurt anyone with too much awesomeness. I will still try to entertain though, of course. Also, feel free to send me asks. Love to answer them, from comments on what I post, criticism, random questions, advice-seeking asks, or people that just want to talk. Reply to most all publicly, unless you tell me not to. :]

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brolex:

brolex:

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haazed:

moodyslut:

primabitch:

this is the most beautiful looking ice cream cone i’ve ever seen

hOW DOES IT CHANGE COLOR IDGI

it is clearly photoshopped.

haazed:

moodyslut:

primabitch:

this is the most beautiful looking ice cream cone i’ve ever seen

hOW DOES IT CHANGE COLOR IDGI

it is clearly photoshopped.

did-you-kno:

Source: MacDonald, Matthew. 2008. Your Brain: The Missing Manual.

did-you-kno:

Source: MacDonald, Matthew. 2008. Your Brain: The Missing Manual.

After getting a haircut

laughingstation:

Expectation:

Reality:

omg

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Every time I go to park in a parking space at Walmart, there is always a cart in the way. I think it’s a conspiracy…

It seems we have the technology to find out what makes a mouse tick… Or squeak.

It seems we have the technology to find out what makes a mouse tick… Or squeak.